The Ever-Changing Super Junior Bias List Ranking

3 years of LOVE and 3 years of being an ELF... These amazing 13+2 boys were already part of my life... There's no single day where I don't get my daily dose of Super Junior vitamins... Every time I go surf about them, I receive those shocking truths that can stir up my bored mood.... I got a far different expectation form them at the beginning... I look upon them as perfect guys on stage with no flaws and everything but who would have thought that they were also clumsy??

         Each 15 has different charms... And my ranking has always been messed up after a month, a week, a day and even an hour... This messed up SJ bias list of mine proves that these boys are captivating me on their own ways... They know how to get your attention... And one thing is for sure, I can rest assure myself that all of them are God's gift. a gift that you'll forever cherish... Memories with them will be everlasting!

PRESENT SJ RANKING

1. EVIL MAKNAE CHO KYUHYUN (forever be my number one SJ bias)

-- You gotta love the evil maknae! Way back Sorry Sorry days, KYU is just a "so so" to me. I found him as Korea's version of BB Gandanghari (WTH?! lol sorry KYU).. I can't even notice him much during live performances, variety shows and etc. He was like the least member I like. But snap! a 5000 ton of hammer hit my head after Bonamana era... Every ELF knows that in that era, all SJ members have to give their fans a shock after a big transformation, and that is to be sexy... I dropped my jaws after I saw KYU in Bonamana MV..  "SHIT! who was that?? Kyuhyun??" that's what I first utter after seeing him do the pelvic thrust in the MV (kyaa~ forever drooling at his pelvic thrusts)... He has one of the biggest transformations though.. And you're right!! The picture that I use below is from Bonamana era.. He's looking FREAKINGLY handsome there... then followed by his looks in "No Other" that captivate me and everything just sank down except for the fact that I'm liking this guy.. :)) From then (2010) up to present, he's still my first bias... And I think I won't ever let any SJ member replace him in that throne... KYU is beyond worth to this position... Especially on his singing quality... Beyond unreasonable. His singing voice is so heavenly! Makes me feel dreamy. Exact same feeling as being in paradise. Too many compliment words to describe his singing but one thing is for sure, PERFECTION! I downloaded almost, if not, all of his solo songs. All are my favorite but "Hope Is A Dream That Doesn't Sleep" is the best. I remember watching "The Baker King" in GMA and accidentally heard his OST song, I jumped high and screamed as loud as I can coz I heard my all-time favorite Kyuhyun song in PH TV. haha!

I also love how KyuBB keeps on improving. After years of knowing him, he improved a lot in dancing, MC-ing and (I'm sure not gonna joke about this one) RAPPING.. BBKyu is known to be the shy type maknae before. He never speaks on interviews and also one of the most underrated member. But look at him now, he is the MAKNAE ON TOP and one of the most popular member. He ditched out his shy personality and showed his wit. He proved that he can also be good at particular things thus he works hard for his goals. Now he raps at KRY's songs, became on of SJ's main dancers and most importantly the MC of the most popular radio tv show, Radio Star. Who would've thought? (Now all we need is a drama! haha!)

He is evil

-- His evilness makes me like him more and more.. He's cute every time he bully and laugh at his hyungs' mistake but actually has a very soft heart... And he can also be funny at times. 

He has the good voice

-- He also has the angelic voice that you want to listen everyday. :))

He is witty and smart

-- Has the sharpest tongue in SJ. Always used to bully his hyungs.

He is talented

-- can play various instruments

PROUD GAMER HERE! 

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2. INNOCENT LEE DONGHAE 

Lee Donghae, the cutie fishy from Mokpo. He totally captured me thorugh his charms and appearance. I remember the very first time he caught my attention in Dao Le Ming Tian MV, I was like "This is the most popular member when I don't find him cute or handsome?". haha! EPIC! My sister even agreed with me. There was also a time when I discouraged a very close friend of mine to dislike BBHae and like Mashi instead because Donghae isn't really attractive. LOL I deserved to be jailed by saying that. But to tell you, after Bonamana era (yes! my favorite era coz sexiness is all over the place) and a lot of variety shows, KABOOM! I find him handsome and romantic, even THE MOST HANDSOME AMONG ALL SUPER JUNIOR MEMBERS (lol sorry Mashi :P). IDK what happened before but the more I scroll pics of him, the more I appreciate his handsome face. He really is flawless! Skip Beat also helped me like him more. OH GAWD! I feel heaven everytime I see him as Bu Po Shang! Okay, his role is supposed to be the bad guy but I can't help but feel giddy everytime he appears on my PC.. asdfghjkl;! I can't dislike his character because he's too adorable, I wanna bring him home! Bu Po Shang hair was his best hairstyle ever! I badly want it back!!

Another thing that makes me admire him is that he's a total performer. An all-arounder member! He can sing. One of the main singers. His sweet voice makes me melt everytime I hear it. He can dance. One of the best dancers in SJ. He dances with good flow. He can also rap, act and compose songs. He is also known to have played 3 instruments. +__+

Also, I won't mention that his stupidity is one of my laughing gas. haha! Everytime I open my twitter, I always open his profile first just to laugh at his engrish grammars. Kyuhyun once said in an interview in a Taiwanese variety show that he likes Donghae coz he's handsome but only that he's stupid. LMAO! I can't agree for more. He's such a 5-year-old cute kiddo who is innocent at all times. Ugh! Makes me want to throw him in Bermuda Triangle.

crazy fact: Lee Donghae is a close second to Kyuhyun. BBQ is only ahead by 0.01%. HaeHae can overtake him anytime soon. lelz.

PROUD ELFISH HERE!

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3. DANCING MACHINE LEE HYUKJAE

Lee Hyukjae, the crazy monkey. I don't know why I stan this idiot but maybe because he dances too well and has the best stage presence that makes me admire him a lot more. Members often call him "ugly" but I don't think so. He's one of the most beautiful creature I've seen on earth. I mean, look at his wrinkled eyes and gummy smile (this is a compliment okay! :P) those are one of his BEaST assests! LMAO okay! to be honest, I like him because he's a perfectionist when it comes to performances. He has this dream to make all his fellow Koreans appreciate SJ's talents and that they can be the best. He does it through dancing and rapping since those are his forte.

Aside from those, I like him because he's funny. If Donghae's stupidity is my laughing gas, then Eunhyuk himself is my laugh. Just by watching Eunhyuk, I can't stop laughing. haha! He's just so hilarious in everything he do. Well, he isn't called the most insane member for nothing. He does everything with comedy. Far different attitude when he's on stage performing and off stage making gags.

He's also the most inclined member in sports. HE IS DREAM TEAM'S ACE PLAYER YO! The best player out of the best. He takes every game challenge seriously and unbelievably he succeeds!

Lastly, he's a cry baby. He has a very soft heart. He may sound rude because he sometimes bully his members, but that's his way of showing how he love them. He appreciates every fans' effort by bringing them back a good stage performance. awww! <3 font="">

PROUD JEWEL HERE!

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5. Work-Of-Art Voice Kim Jongwoon

Kim Jongwoon, the weirdo who gave birth to the ever popular "Octopus Dance". I have to admit, I once swore to myself not to give him a chance to have a high rank in my bias list for the reason that his weird habits annoy me. But hey! I broke it myself. I came to love his personality! Again, thanks to variety shows, I never laughed like anything before. Yeye may not be in-demand for variety show guestings but once he stepped in there, he does everything just to be given a big screen time. He even cart-wheels, acts, dances, jokes and  make funny faces. Doesn't give a fuck on what people would think about him. LOL I personally thought he was a mental. But now I'm loving his mentality. I EVEN TOUCH MY SISTER'S PHILTRUM NOW LIKE MORE OFTEN -_____- (Yeye's influence) ugh! Not to mention, thinking of having turtles as pets.. lol~

His husky voice. GOSH! I'm in love with his singing voice. Forever my favorite among all members. BBQ may be my #1 bias but when in terms of singing, Yeye is my first. I know KYU is a close second but the feeling is totally different. Kyuhyun makes me fall for his voice but Yeye makes me cry. He expresses with emotions and those struck me. There's no single day where I don't get to hear Yesung's solo songs. They are just too precious! It  Has To Be You is my all-time fave!

His selcas. Oh come on! Who won't fall in love at his perfect selcas? I can't explain for more since it's too perfect. No need for words. HAHAHA

PROUD CLOUD HERE!

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5. Aegyo King Lee Sungmin

Lee Sungmin, the most SANE member. hahaha! ELF consider him as the member who has the highest sanity degree among all 15 but nah!~ I don't believe it :P. He shows comedy only at some time but those "some time" that I mention is one of the craziest. Excuse me, he cross-dresses. Is that even sane? He looks prettier than any other girls in the whole world (okay I'm exaggerating but that's the thought). I lost my one and only self-esteem just because he looks prettier than me, he wears high heels and make-up more often than I do. DEAD! He's not only a pretty boy but also a cutie. Who would have thought that Mingming is almost turning 30? WTF?! He looks younger than SHINee's maknae (lol opinion!).. haha! His cuteness makes me want to pinch his cheeks.. asdghdgsklljkg! I can't resist his cuteness! I sometimes want to give him a cuddle but seems impossible neh? But here's the irony... He may be pretty and gentle but he can be badass too.

Minnie is also very talented. He can play various instruments, compose, sing, dance, do magic tricks and has the best skills among all members. He can make every impossible thing possible because he's very focused and hardworking.

PROUD VITAMIN HERE!

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6. Pretty Boy Kim Heechul and Leader Leeteuk

Park Jungsoo and Kim Heechul, my 83-liner oppars.. Sorry I can't separate these two in my bias list ranking :P I tried but it won't work.

I'll start with Kuya Itik first. I like Teukie most likely because he has an angelic attitude. he's one of the best human definiton of "Angel Without Wings". I bet most ELF would remember him the most although he's not one of their #1 bias since he cares a lot for the members and he does everything to keep Super Junior going. We know how SJ has been through and as a leader, he receives the most burdens and criticisms. I never wonder why KPOP leaders often voted him as the best KPOP leader because he is not just a leader who leads the whole group. Not the typical leader who is the best at all field. But he's the leader who thinks of the members more than himself, values teamwork, gives moral advices and most especially appreciates every ELF's efforts. I remember once when members' talked about their quarrel in a talk show, they mentioned that Teukie isn't just a leader but also a mum. Whenever members have minor or major fights, he always steps at the center to be their counselor. He does not side at anybody but instead teach kids some lessons.

Kim Heechul, Korea's SPACE BIG STAR. I love his self-confidence that makes him 10x more handsome. Oh wait, did I say handsome? MORE OF PRETTY! I will forever envy Heenim's pretty face. For me, he's the most beautiful member with no doubt. When he dresses women's clothes, wears killer heels and makes-up like a pro, all I can say is.. FUDGE YOU BITCH! You're the main reason why I never had confidence in myself as a girl haha! That's an honest truth. Wheteher Lady Hee Hee or HeeSica, it can make men fall for HIM. He isn't called SUPER JUNIOR'S DIVA for nothing. :P

He's an idiot, a total idiot. Heenim is very hilarious. Another person who doesn't give a fuck at what others will say. he does everything with exaggeration for the sake of entertainment. He's also an attention-seeker. Who doesn't want others to steal his spotlight. he wants to be the "BIDA" at all times.

@Heedictator. tssssk! his username in twitter totally suits him. If Leeteuk is an angel leader then he's the evil dictator. HEENIM IS KYUHYUN'S EVIL SENIOR. If Kyuhyun is already bully enough for you then meet Kim heechul! hahaha. Kyu himself can't bully him or else he'll be his worst nightmare! He throws sharp witty comments but those are actually what I like the most about him. He says everything he feels. He's not afraid about someone. He also scolds ELF who bashes other artists and give sasaengs major talks to stop crossing into somebody's privacy.. HE IS SUPER JUNIOR'S ULTIMATE PROTECTOR. If Leeteuk tells members to stay calm in bad issues that were thrown by netizens, Heenim then scolds the netizens and protects the members to its highest level. He doesn't want to be thrown false issues hence, he steps in to protect not just himself but all members. LEETEUK AND HEECHUL ARE ALWAYS IN TANDEM. They all care and protect the members to their utmost capacity.

PROUD ANGEL AND PETAL HERE!

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7. Captain Choi Shiwon and Chinese Maknae Henry Lau

Another tie in my bias list. Maybe because they both have sexy English? 

Choi Siwon, who loves God above all things. What I like about him is that it's He who brings bible everywhere, he who places bible verses on his twits, he who never forgets to go to Church, he who sings gospel songs in Super Shows, he who never forgets to say God Bless You to Cho Kyuhyun, he who wants to convert Heechul from Atheist to a Christian (and he who..... oh wait! hahaha! I used too much "he who", tsssk! this is mashi's fault! -__-) His faith in God is unquestionable. First time to see an idol as devoted as him and to be honest, I'm quite impressed. I'm never really religious (I'm sorry God) but Choi Shiwon, you just make me read a bible for once in my life. I know I (again) deserved to be jailed by saying that (lol) but I tried to read a Bible just because he told ELF so. I read the whole chapters of John just because Mashi always uses it for his twits. lol. And that's it, I only read John. WELL AT LEAST! I still read it, it's still an achievement for somebody who doesn't read bible. :P

Another thing is that he is the king of affection. This guy is in love with you pare!. He cockblocks SJ's most famous OTP! From EunHae to EunSiHae, from KyuMin to KyuWonMin, from KangTeuk to KangWonTeuk, From Hanchul to HanSiChul and from YeWook to YeSiWook. LMAO! Mashi never had a permanent ship to board.. And since he's known to be Captain Choi, he'll just be forever the captain of all SJ ships. haha poor Mashi.. Never mind, I ship you with my #1 bias by the way. I'm a hard-core WonKyu shipper but not delusional :P..

Also, I hate how other KPOP fans say that SIWON IS USEFUL IN THE GROUP COZ HE ONLY HAS VISUALS. I mean WTF people! He is SJ's DERPEST MEMBER how could he be the visual? ROFL, believe it or not VISUAL and DERP can be in one person in Super Junior. THAT IS MAHIS'S TALENT. lol to be serious, It takes to be an ELF to know Mashi's talents. He's very very talented. He can play more than 3 instruments (I guess his forte is drums), he can sing (at least), he can act well, he models and he is good at impersonating. Okay, I don't care what others say. I LOVE MASHI. he deserves to be in Super Junior!

PROUD SIWONEST HERE!

Henry Lau, baby mochi from Canada. English speakenin' with some slangin' accent whether he speaks in Canadian, Mandarin or Korean. Well, Mochi baby's english is so sexy!!!! Maybe I'm just ignorant to hear English language from Super Junior but seriously, his english melts me like an ice cream. And his cheeks, asdkfjkad! JUST GIVE ME HIS AND SUNGMIN'S CHEEKS.. uulamin ko sa agahan.. yum!~ di ako magsasawa!

He is also known as Donghae's younger brother. lol another idiot in town! If Donghae is 5-year-old kis. Then he's 4-year-old. Seriously, if you'll give them a room with only the two of them around, they'll be like in a playground who always fool around. I was actually shocked to know that Henry is such a kiddo like Donghae when I first get to know him. But Donghae's not a brat. Henry is!

He's multi-talented too. Just like Donghae, he can sing, dance, rap, play various of instruments, act, compose etc.. ugh! Henry don't deserve to have long post lah!~ He's a perfection! He does everything perfectly and I'm speechless.. :DD

PROUD STRING HERE!

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10.Eternal Maknae Kim Ryeowook

Kim Ryeowook, eternal maknae! hohoho! Ryeowook totally has a lot of maknae material if compared to KYU >.< haha! he's cuter and that's a fact! I like his crystal clear voice. His live singing is far even better than CD. Sometimes I wonder if the CD version of their songs are edited because Wookie's live singing is better, even one of the best (along with Kyu, Yeye, Henry, Mimi and Minnie).

Members often say that Ryeowook is a boyfriend material but for me he's more of a mother material. Well, he cooks food for them, washed the dishes, iron the clothes and does other household chores. lol~ I like how members are so comfortable when he's around mostly because he can cook for them. haha! He's also a chef material if ever. I would definitely exchange him as a chef rather than a singer lmao just kidding~!

PROUD RYEOSOMNIA HERE!

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11. Korea's Number 1 Handsome Guy KANGIN
12. Beijing Fried Rice Han Geng
13. Fashion King Zhou Mi
14 Eating King Shindong
15. Original Maknae Kim Kibum

It doesn't mean that those people who got lower rankings were rejected. Of course NOT! I love them all and as what I say 15 of them have different charms.... Just happens that that people below were least appreciated by me while my main focus was to those members who were on top list.. LOL I have 10 biases in SJ :P

Also, this ranking is temporary (LMA) I often change my SJ bias ranking since Im BIPOLAR most of the times... And I believe ELFs can understand me why my bias list is often messed up.... You sure can understand me!.. I know you do... ^_^*

note: disclaimer (pics above not mine credits to original owners and SMent)